Thoughts while watching the Olympics

1. Ugh, figure-skating.
2. Why didn’t I ever learn to play hockey?
3. Oh, right, I can’t skate.
4. Luge looks fun.  I wonder if I have the guts to try it.
5. Probably not.
6. The captain of the German Women’s Curling Team is really scary.
7. Now how do I resume a numbered list?
8. Oh, figured it out.
9. I want a pair of curling shoes.
10. Why didn’t I try curling while I was in Canada?
11. I miss Canada.
12. LULU SHUT UP!!!
13. How it the crap is biathlon scored?
14. Oooohhhh…dog show on USA Network.
15. Speed skating in a little like NASCAR–gofastgofastgofastgofastgofastLEFT TURN!