Thoughts while watching the Olympics
- Ugh, figure-skating.
- Why didn’t I ever learn to play hockey?
- Oh, right, I can’t skate.
- Luge looks fun. I wonder if I have the guts to try it.
- Probably not.
- The captain of the German Women’s Curling Team is really scary.
- Now how do I resume a numbered list?
- Oh, figured it out.
- I want a pair of curling shoes.
- Why didn’t I try curling while I was in Canada?
- I miss Canada.
- LULU SHUT UP!!!
- How it the crap is biathlon scored?
- Oooohhhh…dog show on USA Network.
- Speed skating in a little like NASCAR–gofastgofastgofastgofastgofastLEFT TURN!